Perception

Recently discovered an official White House report on the events that took place on December 15, 2009 Titled (Yellow brick road)) posted by Wikileaks. The report exposed that there had been an accidental releasing of an experiment virus at a Class 5 military research lab known as Emerald City located in Oz Kansas .The Anti M virus upon inhalation temporally caused color blindness, and altered depth perception. The White House declared a state of emergency for the entire State of Kansas ordering the closing of all public and private schools. The National Guard had been activated, and President Barack Obama said "It was for traffic control purposes." The following day Avatar premiered at theaters and received rave reviews all across the country, but not in the State of Kansas, where movie goers were walking out in droves, demanding refunds. One patron a member of the Lollypop Guild echoed the sentiments of the outraged crowd leaving the Toto Theater, he was quoted as saying. “The greatest movie ever, when monkeys fly, it’s the worst B movie I’ve ever seen.” In light of the recently obtained Wikileaks information the producers of the movie, Avatar, have filed a class action law suit against the government in Federal Court Pertaining to the large release of the color blind virus at Oz Kansas on Dec.15, 09 Sighting that the government had negligently pulled back the curtain infringing upon the movie maker’s right to fool the public. In a previously recorded interview, taken at HOLLYWOOD’S Ruby Slipper gala one of the producers gave this comment; “We had the Heart and Courage to make it all along. Even though it’s really nothing more then a futuristic Cowboy and Indian flick. So we spent a third world’s yearly budget on special effects. When you add that much glitz and glam to a dog and pony show people will be convinced; it’s a night at the opera.” The United States Government settled out of court earlier today with the producers of the movie Avatar, for an undisclosed amount of money. A good source inside the bubble AKA Glinda, leaked information that the amount could be in excess of $500 million dollars. With no pending appeals following the (Yellow brick road) incident, the Brains behind Avatar will be clicking his heels happily ever after. Written by D. Gale for The Kansas City Cyclone Article title: A Horse of a Different Color Source The Wizard of Oz