Pepper the Perfectly Pompous Poodle

Pepper the pink and red poodle with her nose in the air Walked down the runway without a concern or care She knew the peons were watching her swag But barely gave them even the hint of a wag These dogs are beneath me, I am the great one, she thought Pepper the Perfect did what she needed, did what she ought She marched down that runway in an elegant way. Not caring about the mongrels who were watching that day Her reds and her pinks were made by famous fashion designer Glee. He only designed for a few actresses and film stars as important as she. Pepper had given him his start, and she did this as a favor to him. He had asked her to smile, but that would have cost extra with vim.