Penny Pincher

Penny Pincher, that incurable shrew Wished life made more "cents" And dollars grew on trees too So she saves all her pence And makes hoove stew "If I can make something of nothing, why so can you!" So she saved while I spent And gave everything up for Lent She asked me, "Are you not discontent? Spare you not the Lord his rent!" But I just laughed, "' Tis not my intent, You see, money is heaven sent and we can't bring the world to where Jesus went." ----------- I dedicate this to all the extreme coupon folks out there. You can't take it with you.