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Overzealousness and Assiduousness

Overzealousness and assiduousness... now propels yours truly towards restitution courtesy sophisticated mountebank, whose criminal mind filched mine banknotes rationed for when I exhibit decrepitude. Cutthroat robber baron re: newly minted vandal an alumni matriculated from school for scandal a sheep in wolf's clothing said culprit I call Randall fleeced me such more likely than not, I will be forced to panhandle and read book of Matthew courtesy light of candle. Mein kampf cloaked with appurtenances of Medieval age since money bags bereft of mine lifetime earnings wage. Bills come due without means to pay not surprising angry feelings I display, cuz he who whisked off with bounty mutinous wordsmith of Schwenksville yearns to hunt down and slay thief who ran off with my loot about eighteen plus days from yesterday depending on whether I count back from June twentieth, or twenty first (before my troubles seemed so far away) and quite purposeless to pray nor doth vindictiveness appeal to me an aging baby boomer pronouncing c'est la vie another rhyme without reason oy vey. I still smart even long after hashtagging culprit as misbegotten rat fink snagged me as his quarry, wherewithal of mine absent nary a handy dandy blues clues surrendering legal tender without suspicion nor question totally trusting typecast mischievous loathsome devil. Truth be told, I take nine prescription medications (for severe social anxiety, mild depression, and palmar hyperhidrosis), and often feel (dazed and confused) in a heavily drugged stupor. All sense and sensibility went out the window on what began as an ordinary Tuesday without Morrie. I already filed a police report after being milked dry as a bone for above mentioned funds dirty deeds done dirt cheap mean miscreants cached (>15 k), which incident occurred encompassing the dates June 20th and 21st 2023, whereby an Apple tech impersonator scared the dickens out of me by claiming Macbook Pro replete with countless Trojan Horses, computer viruses, malware, et cetera, and mislead me to withdraw cash out checking and savings accounts then going to the nearest ATM to convert cash into bitcoin cyber currency vis a vis courtesy creating easy to pluck virtual pursestrings thru My Wallet.com said funds siphoned immediately into the coffers of hucksters. Elizabeth Clark, a licensed practical nurse, (who approves prescription medication electronically scripted to Skippack Pharmacy) suggested I create a gofundme page, which thus far witnessed absolute zero donations.

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