Out of Work Cologne

out of work cologne (patent pending) got a new idea (patent pending)--- you know that feeling when you just get out of a job you hate & the world feels anew for a few wondrous hours (no matter how tired you were beforehand)? i’m gonna scrape the sweat gonna squeeze the glands dry all into a itty bitty bottle (the smaller the bottle, the more ya need & the more bucks in the bank pour moi), and after doing so, it will promptly be on the shelf maybe near the energy drinks (stir your adrenaline, keep you awake & thriving through the wee hours) maybe in your perfume/cologne isle (keep him/her interested & writhing in your arms) who knows how it will be marketed, but one thing is for sure, one will never have lived in such a world as the one flushed thoroughly by my out of work cologne.