Oscar Night Dinner

We stood outside and read the sign: Two pizzas plus for twenty-nine. The plus was for a bottle, red, To sip with food which we’d be fed. Delicious meal and what a deal! Can such a bargain be so real? The answer that we got was yes! More food, more wine but money – less! We tossed in a dessert as well. A tiramisu – what the hell! So now I’m filled up with a buzz, The greatest deal that ever was! There’s just one tiny little glitch – Tonight there is the Oscars pitch. With wine and pizza in my gut I hope my eyes don’t end up shut!