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Once Upon Her Lover's Grave

Thinking there of how you gave love so free When I became desperate for a pee Incontinence lets me down Your headstone upon I frown Where to relieve this bodily spree. © Harry J Horsman 2016

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 8/11/2017 8:34:00 PM

Humor is always good :) Thank you for liking my Divine :)

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 10/1/2016 7:20:00 PM

LOL. Awesome witty limerick Harry! Hugs

Seosamh De Burca

Date: 9/26/2016 8:11:00 PM

lol love the wicked humour in your Limerick.

Elaine George

Date: 9/16/2016 8:57:00 PM

lol! Thanks Harry, I needed a good laugh. Elaine

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 9/12/2016 8:43:00 AM

Ha ha, I don't think the flowers will survive!

Len Gasun

Date: 9/6/2016 11:54:00 AM

Great limerick my dear friend, Harry. Thanks a lot for sharing and the smiles:) love lots and hugs, Leonora

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/28/2016 5:24:00 PM

I think you have covered this as poetically as one possibly can, and brought me a smile! Well done!

John Fleming

Date: 8/27/2016 11:00:00 AM

Hhmmm...rather a contentious subject I have to say - Funny as hell though! May God forgive me :) My very best regards, Harry! :) john

Jack Horne

Date: 8/23/2016 3:34:00 PM

LOL, love it. Thanks for a much needed chuckle

Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 8/21/2016 12:41:00 PM

Made me laugh too, Harry. It's 'her Lover's Grave'? Sounds to me like it's time for a quick squat, he's not going to tell anyone. Have a great week! Mikki

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 8/19/2016 10:00:00 AM

Disgusting! Made me laugh though.

Judy Ball

Date: 8/16/2016 9:03:00 PM

Hmmmm Maybe that love was spread around a bit more freely than it should have been huh? Too funny my friend. Great job. God Bless, JB Thanks so much for your kind words on my "Smokey, Faithful Friend To The End". Been gone awhile ad just got back.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/15/2016 3:06:00 PM

ha ha ha GREAT humour Harry .. glad I've got my tena ladies on reading this one (joke) lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 8/11/2016 12:06:00 AM

I'm sure you loved her really, it was just your aim..... fun write, Harry. Regards, Viv

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 8/10/2016 12:16:00 AM

Funny limerick. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.

Don Johnson

Date: 8/8/2016 6:59:00 PM

piddle forth and piddle north, incontinence aint grand, love your verse Harry mate, i sure do understand

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 8/8/2016 6:39:00 AM

lol xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/7/2016 5:14:00 PM

oh my goodness. I hope there are bushes nearby!! hahaha

Nette Onclaud

Date: 8/7/2016 1:47:00 PM

naughty you, harry... ohh my, lol.. huggs

Indiana Shaw

Date: 8/7/2016 9:00:00 AM

Well "Harry" if you "Hate" em just do it all over - but if it's a friend or love one - just behind the "Head" stone is the best place to do . . . ; )

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/7/2016 8:31:00 AM

- ........ bad boy, Harry !!! :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 8/7/2016 6:47:00 AM

Harry, I love it! I know where a few old "friends" are buried. LOL