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Once a Pawn a Time Within Castellated Bishopric

Once a pawn a time within castellated bishopric We purchased 2020 Hyundai Elantra at Enterprise Car Rental 1207 West Ridge Pike Conshohocken, Pennsylvania 19428 April thirteenth two thousand twenty three witnessed greatest amount of money I spent at one time. The following day April 14th, 2023 (after my automotive troubles seemed so far away), when important business concluded at: Pennsylvania Department of Transportation - Photo License Center, 1700 Markley Street, Norristown, Pennsylvania 19401. Before somnolent vestige completely vanished, and vanquished post retentive grogginess dissipated ipso facto after awakening from dream state come true and opening eyelids Delilah gifted with melanin swiftly tailored uber vestil virgin hit with hair brained scheme to generate goldenlocks worth gobs of green freshly minted legal tender despite fallout being upbraided bald brazenness occurred to emasculate Johnny comb lately he experienced brush with immortality until he almost got scalped saved by skin of his teeth unbeknownst to lass (see) how keen her intended prey nicknamed Samson worthwhile fitness expense disciplined, coaxed, and buffed physique to chisel, mold sculpt, et cetera his body to become lean said kingly chess mate pledged troth to ebony queen, she wedded near likeness of the boss (doppelganger) Bruce Springsteen. Additionally while slumbering, I experienced close encounters of the third kind manifested as following visitation linkedin and included chance encounter with a rock-ribbed mountain of a man (whose shaved noggin glistened) simply known as thee ebullient B.T., one strapping muscular dynamic colorful preacher of health and positive welfare, who strongly encouraged me (combination aging long haired pencil necked geek, harried styled white tarnished knight, teenage mutant ninja turtle, and wunderkind wily wordsmith) to pay him a visit at the following LA Fitness site 2961 Swede Road, East Norriton, Pennsylvania 19401. Aforementioned stranger in a strange land athletic built endowed fellow with smooth glistening ebony skin talked (courtesy booming inspirational voice) an evangelical blue streak regarding the merits of communication heavily peppered with brotherly/sisterly love with powerful salted spiritual undertones. Impossible mission during wakeful state to recreate, rehabilitate, rejuvenate, rekindle, and resuscitate a likeness courtesy figment of my imagination said boisterous, gregarious, illustrious, and rambunctious well sculpted specimen of *****sapiens as hinted at above. Though no Hercules (in fact just the antonym), mine alter ego exaggerated, intimated, and outlined, a mollified Genie could blithely wave magic wand abracadabra spellbinding mine fate, aye would rejoice beholding, an African Queen to quash celibacy, cuz declaration of consummation stemming premature ejaculation more precious then fine spun gold (for Josephine) to buy time against tortured Golgotha kepi mein kampf wracking fate, thence pave ving a stairway to heaven after this ivory pawn doth die cleansing, exorcising, and flushing infidelity kindling lover, which prurient waywardness found me to misbehave ah bon Jove vee errant fellow (wanted dead or alive), I das scribe many blue moons ago, when verboten fruit yours truly didst deaf fie temptation no amount renouncing, repenting, rerouting travesty, mockery, and effrontery regarding egregious transgression excising emotional affliction spent kneeling on wounded knee, this besotted knave scrutinizing indelible engravure etched with blessed "Jesus, bare naked Amazon Mary and Joseph" motif guy interweaved by pointed finger of Goddess Sheba almighty beckoned deft fiat halting joist lowered nondescript plain rigid casket swallowed by grave temporally ushered whirled wide webbed rebirth where I received life anew breathless composure dousing errant fellow guilt honestly iterated, jackanapes kneaded licentious maligned narcissistic opprobrious philandering questing re: deprave transgressions, whereat this gentile Jew did lie unclothed satisfying prurient flava flave vitiating marital covenant, now my soul asylum anointed, via misdirected, misguided, and misjudged sedulous, poisonous, opprobrious, nevertheless glorious, and fabulous Nubian enchantress deign nigh ying celibacy decreeing expurgating sexual crave ving, hence thy status as Zen eternal eunuch (corny punster) mocker as acceptable punishment bequeathed by said deliquescent, iridescent, and opalescent dreamt up "FAKE" pitch black kickstarting Negroid hallucination from over active imagination me didst truly ply avariciousness as Holden Caulfield protagonist catcher in the rye.

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