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Old As Dirt

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Old As Dirt



How old are you? Old as dirt When I was young Men wore skirts Guys bent over Showing Big Ben Didn't wear Jockey's Way back when Men were rugged And ladies demure No skin showing But still had allure Just goes to prove Defining what's hot Is what we imagine Not what we've got Forgive us guys It's how we're built But you've been seen Looking up our kilt The moral is this Believe it or not Men chase women Till us guys get caught! © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 1/1/2013 3:47:00 AM
    Very witty write Jack. A very fun read today. Happy New Year.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/1/2013 5:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you my good friend! Happy New Year!
  1. Date: 12/31/2012 2:53:00 PM
    Too funny, Jack. Glad you guys get caught or there wouldn't be any more chasings, lol. Happy New Year! Yeyy 2013! Love ya, Toquyen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2012 3:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Happy New Year my dear Toquyen! Hope the coming year is filled with joy and happiness for you and yours! Love ya, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/31/2012 2:15:00 PM
    That's a good one... I'm well covered but not demure... I don't want to scare anyone... LOL... I caught my Hubby 34 years ago... Do you think it's OK if I let him out of the bottle now... He says it's a bit stuffy down there... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2012 3:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Time to let the poor guy out, there my dear Carol Eastman! LOL Happy New Year!
  1. Date: 12/31/2012 10:35:00 AM
    Hi Jack, this is really great, got a big chuckle out of this one. Love all your work. Rollo

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2012 11:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You are sooooo kind my dear friend. Thanks for all your support in 2012 and I hope 2013 is a great one for you! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 12/31/2012 10:28:00 AM
    Yeahhh kilts are a special thing that men used to wear, and still do on certain occasions... what a brilliant display of humor my friend! I loved reading this incredible poem this afternoon! You have presented a crafty and intriguing piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2012 10:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Never worn a kilt... have you? What a free feeling that must be! LOL
  1. Date: 12/31/2012 8:35:00 AM
    Great one Jack! Love the humor! :) The endless chase...I don't think men ever really get caught, but hey...that's me! Hope you have a great new year! BTW...glad kilts are just for special occasions now!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2012 10:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Hmmm! Never worn a kilt... always afraid of a windy day! LOL Love and good wishes for a great 2013, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/31/2012 6:32:00 AM
    lol :) nice write!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2012 6:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you my friend... glad to provide the giggles! Happy 2013! Love and hugs, Jack xox