Old As Dirt

How old are you? Old as dirt When I was young Men wore skirts No such things As jockeys then Guys bent over Showing Big Ben Men were men And ladies demure No skin showing But still had allure Just goes to prove Defining what's hot Is what we imagine Not what you've got Forgive us guys It's how we're built But you've been seen Looking up our kilt The moral is this Believe it or not Men chase women Till guys get caught!