Old

My head hurts, my back is broke I can’t laugh at a dirty joke My eyes blurr, my visions fuzzy Today I feel like an old huzzy Old, I am getting old My wild oats are sowed Old, I can’t remember stuff Didn’t know it’d be so rough My chin now has a crease My youthfulness did cease Oh, me what is the matter It can’t be my gall bladder Old, no longer in my prime I am running out of time Old, now my hair is white I don’t go out at night I am just an old hag Everything now has a sag Once well endowed, oh wow Has fallen in my lap somehow Old, can’t fight it anymore Looking young is such a chore Old, I am now gonna cry Cause when you’re old…you die