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Oh My Gosh It's Almost Easter

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Oh My Gosh It's Almost Easter

Oh my gosh it’s almost Easter
Time to get off my fat keister.

To buy a dozen eggs, or more
Coz now there’s five kids over four.

And one of them always cries
Painting eggs with stupid dyes.

I almost forgot the candy bars;
Who needs new brakes for the cars?

I don’t have time to talk to you
Where are the peeps or poops or pooh?

And then I’ll stay up way to late
Hiding eggs for Pete Rabbit’s sake.

I got to get all this stuff done
To make the holiday more fun.

But someday I’ll be all done with
This crazy Easter Bunny myth.

Wait!  I’ll save a pile of money
By killing off the Easter Bunny.

And lay him down in a casket
On plastic grass from a basket.

3/9/2013  For Clue Contest

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  1. Date: 3/27/2013 4:17:00 PM
    Santa better watch out, he's now on David's hit list to save Awesome write and win! hugs

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:54:00 PM
    Mandy congrats David xx

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:44:00 PM
    Congratulations David ...Donna

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:56:00 PM
    David, enjoyed the humor, congrats!

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:42:00 PM
    Hello David,, thanks for the smile..., a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) xox~ PD

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 12:54:00 AM
    hahaha, I don't know what the clue contest is all about, but if it is for humor, you just made the winner list I think!

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 5:52:00 PM
    The easter bunny better run and hide

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 5:49:00 PM
    nice couplet wishes

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 11:16:00 AM
    I like your style, mate. Full of cynical humor. I can really understand where you're coming from with the couplet about being in a great rush to make the holiday fun. It's those moments where everything doesn't turn out right... those moments where the whole family is just together for a split second that make it worth while!

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 3:12:00 PM
    Awwww, you meanie, you!!! Nice one, David. I know PD will love your entry. Best of luck to you, my friend. :)