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Oh Lord!

Oh my! I think I'll die! How could this have happened to me? The air in my butt decided to flee!! It was loud and kinda squeeky, Now everyone is looking at me like I'm freaky! Of course it had to stink! My reputation is starting to sink! Oh lord can I say it was my shoe? No because it smells like my pants are full of goo! Now all I want to do is hide. All that's hurt is my pride!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 8/7/2009 9:41:00 PM
Oh my dear Demented sister....you had me laughing!!!...Love Evil
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Date: 8/7/2009 8:18:00 PM
Delightfully funny, Illyanna, and there's not a person alive who cannot relate. Really enjoyed reading this! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/7/2009 3:17:00 PM
Now I will so enjoy my evening. Thank you for the laugh. Love Carol
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Date: 8/7/2009 2:10:00 PM
Made me chuckle Illyanna, if its not a leather chair, its a shoe - aye right>>koolio>>James
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