Oh How He Laughed

I'm going to live until I'm really old. Have kids two of each, in by household. Never suffer from the common cold. lots of girlfriends, numbers untold. Rich beyond my wildest dreams. Buy my own football team. Drink and eat to the extreme. Turn all by wish's from day dreams. Have a team of my own waiting staff. never have to mix with the riffraff. And people will want my autograph. I made one mistake, I told god my plans, and how he laughed. Don't be mean and be real nice and perhaps, god will not laugh last .