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Oh Dear What Can the Matter Be

Oh dear what can the matter be Tulip our cat needs to be spayed you see come pick her up tomorrow afternoon at three when she feels better after the surgery... Oh dear what can the matter be the vet called and said cannot do the surgery Tulip is a male you say over the phone to me I say really how embarrassing yet funny... Oh dear how confusing can this be you know I checked it south of its belly and didn't see any male anatomy so figured it was a Tam cat and not a Tom cat you see Oh dear I guess my eyesight just didn't see so the vet said I can still do a neutering okay I said and his new name will be Tater Tot the poor little mixed up thing! 2-1-18

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Date: 2/4/2018 5:55:00 PM
Hilarious, poor Tom.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/4/2018 7:39:00 PM
Thanks so much for kind comment and visit Normie; Appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 2/2/2018 9:37:00 PM
Very funny, Cheryl!
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/3/2018 8:41:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Kim; Appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 2/2/2018 11:31:00 AM
Lol! Cheryl, This humorous tale made me laugh out loud. Is it a true story?I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/2/2018 3:30:00 PM
This actually happened about three months ago but I will never forget it…kept looking at cat anatomy and didn't see little nuts for the life of me! (lol!) Thanks so much for very kind comment, visit and encouragement Alexis and glad you got chuckle out of it!~Che :)
Date: 2/2/2018 7:41:00 AM
Yeah, cats are kind of hard to tell, unless you are another cat I suppose. Another good poem!!!...............80)
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/2/2018 8:07:00 AM
Lol, they all look alike to me…Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Pat; Appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 2/2/2018 6:41:00 AM
Lol great choice for the contest Che..
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/3/2018 8:40:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Silent One; Appreciate it and glad you got chuckle out of it!~Che :)
Date: 2/2/2018 12:41:00 AM
That would have been a cat-astrophe lol Good luck in the contest Regards Tom
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/2/2018 7:33:00 AM
Lol, cat-astrophe is true! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Tom; Appreciate it!~Che :) True story btw!~:)
Date: 2/1/2018 10:38:00 PM
Giggle, who says Tulip can't be a boy's name? ;)
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 2/2/2018 8:10:00 AM
;P I had a female rat named Vincent... her balls never dropped lol
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 2/2/2018 7:31:00 AM
Lol, too feminine a name for my male feline cat…this is a true story btw! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Mo; Appreciate it!~Che :)

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