Ode To My Wife's Butt

A true vision of loveliness, wiggle-bouncing down the street Just the sight at times incites a spontaneous victory dance Particularly when it’s in tight bike shorts perched upon a seat And I don’t forget the way it flatters your yoga pants It’s been with us through all our days, even on vacation And I don’t mean to sound like a total jerk But truly, it’s my primary source of motivation Without it I’m not sure that I’d bother going to work And oh, this is how I feel from the depths of my heart: Don’t underestimate the marital benefit of your curves There were times your backside was the only part Of you that wasn’t totally getting on my nerves So hold not contempt for my love of your flavor That bubblicious booty squish-ous wifeberry deluxe There are times it was an outright marriage saver Some may try to deny it, but they’re ignorant schmucks I’m sure there are shallow things that you love about me Though saying them out loud is probably taboo Something that you lean on when I drive you up a tree Just ‘cuz it’s superficial doesn’t mean it’s not true © 7/21/16 Endorphin Junkie