Ode To My Skinny Pants

I fooled the whole world for a number of years The opposite sex...those gullible dears A sexy slim body, and cute little butt Had them acting like fools...behaving like nuts But old Father Time had a plan for this figure That cute little butt, well, it only got bigger One life changing morning my pants wouldn't fit No pulling or tugging got them over my hips Denial, denial, surely they've shrunk This simply can't be...Lord, tell me I'm drunk! The lesson I've learned will last me forever The world you might fool, but your skinny pants, Never!!