Odd Shaped Coffin

Odd Shaped Coffin There once was a man Not too big, not too small Whose prowess with women Let’s just say grew quite tall So tall in fact He’d pass out quite often And remain in that state Till a part of him softened But even out cold They said he could function By using his head In his far southern junction But each time that he did this He lost some control Until one day he found He could not reach his goal Now a man such as this Lived just for that thrill So he finally went For that little blue pill And that’s where the man Made a fatal mistake Disregarding the side effects That blue pill he did take They laid him to rest In an oddly shaped coffin For a large part of the man Really never did soften In one year alone 522 deaths were attributed to Viagra usage and doctors suspect many, many more occurred but were not reported. Medical warning from Uncle Mike