Nothing But the Truth

Tell me I am pretty and sexy and hot Tell me you like everything that I’ve got Say that my clothes fit me just right Even if some things are a little too tight Laugh at my jokes even if they are dumb Massage my neck ’til your fingers go numb Don’t get mad becaue I make more money Do the dishes, vacuum, and call me honey Respect me for my intelligent mind Treat all my friends friendly and kind Tell me that I cook better than mother Say that you’ll never love any other Kiss me goodnight and good morning Make love to me without any warning Call me at work just to hear my voice Say that being with me is your first choice Watch chick flicks during a football game Give me a sweet little sexy pet name Tell me my lovely face is all you see But darling, don’t you ever lie to me