Not a Ghost of a Chance To Win

Again, he broke when the gate bell was still clanging, then took off so fast... to the reins I was left hanging. He's wearing a goofy smile that says, "I'm so proud," but he's forgotten just one thing... for crying out loud! I have to be in the saddle when crossing the finish line! That's a concept totally lost on this headstrong equine. Flashing Ghost has always been as stubborn as a mule but I keep taking the mount, so that makes me a fool. Oh yeah, he's determined to always break out on top, But when he outbreaks me, I can't yell at him, "Stop!" I would end up crumpled on the track, lying in the grass, or diving head-first up the crack of this white horse's ass. Ghost should be retired from racing and used as a stud. He'd be more valuable, but as a racehorse, he's a dud. He flies out of the gate but is a jockey's worst nightmare. I swear, I won't ride him again, even on a double dare!