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North Pole Divorce Club

Snow everywhere once joined, now melting apart causing much distress. Santa got divorced and also got fixed too many little Santa's running around because of his tricks Santa liked the women. Too many little guys were swimmin' ;) Now we all know how Santa got his kicks! Santa slept around and ate too much grubb His wife finding out made him join the North Pole Divorce Club! *For PD's Divorce Club contest.

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Harry Horsman

Date: 12/5/2010 11:35:00 PM

different and enjoyable, congrats Jimmy on these winners. Harry

Audrey Haick

Date: 12/5/2010 2:00:00 PM

Congratulations on your wonderful win in the contest, JAM! Really very funny. Love, Audrey

John Freeman

Date: 12/5/2010 9:41:00 AM

Congratulations Jimmy on a worthy poem's honored place. Agape, Moses

Michael J. Falotico

Date: 12/2/2010 2:54:00 PM

Congrats Jimmy...well done

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 12/2/2010 12:43:00 PM

Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest, Jimmy

Sheri Fresonke Harper

Date: 12/2/2010 9:02:00 AM

Lol, love the end line, good use of Santa as the divorcee, enjoyed it. Congrats on your win:)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 12/2/2010 6:27:00 AM

Congrats Jimmy my friend on your big win in P.D.'s great contest on divorce with this brilliant write and entry luv.. enjoy another top ten win..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 12/2/2010 5:51:00 AM

Congratulations Jimmy for your win in P.D.'s "Divorce Club Contest". Love, Carol

Amanda Smith

Date: 11/30/2010 7:37:00 AM

Hahaha that's wonderful =]

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 11/30/2010 7:34:00 AM

Nice multiple write on snow, the last one is the most frolicsome and hilarious, Jimmy

Adell Foster

Date: 11/29/2010 6:15:00 PM

Jimmy this is a very humorous write :-) Guess Santa made sure he would not be so generous with those little Santa gifts...LOL Thank you for sharing the read and Good Luck in the contest ~ Adell

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/29/2010 9:04:00 AM

A humorous spin on this serious subject Jimmy and a lighthearted take on Santa and his antics luv.. enjoyed and good luck in the contest.. funny funny ..funny ..my friend..

Jancarl Campi

Date: 11/29/2010 8:39:00 AM

So sad for Santa, Being so very bad. What did Mrs. Clause get? So Santa is up to his old tricks