Noisily Obsessed

"Fart Proudly!" Benjamin Franklin Once Wrote A troublesome guest is best not to tote For happy intestines It was Ben's suggestion A good fart is worthy of a good gloat! Could it be that we're farting obsessed? Each aspect of farting addressed From loud and heady To silent but deadly All preferences being confessed They say one should die for their art But it's others who suffer the fart I think that it's time To pursue a new line Stop the horse and empty the cart A horse is a horse me thinks 'tis true Of course it's the back end that stinks of poo While wielding shovel and pail I did not watch the tail He let loose and blew and up I threw!