Nobody Blackmails Me

My cousin said that he had proof that I killed my wife. He said if I didn't give him a million, he'd ruin my life. I knew that he would go to the Cops, I positively had no doubt. A million bucks is a lot to pay, it was cheaper to take him out. I hired a hitman and a couple of days ago, he got plugged. People are attending his funeral and his grave has been dug. I'm a bad man and there was something he couldn't see. It's very stupid and unhealthy to blackmail me. (This is a fictional poem)