No Wake

and there was this other time I'z scratchin me ass and feelin fine it was a beautifull start of de day and it looks like me wife's havin it my way all of a sudden the clock flew off the wall and me wife she had a good fall then me pictures came unglued and for coffee "Oh Jeeze I'm screwed!" as I fall and bangs me shin "This gets under me frickin skin!" then I runs out the hole and breaks me fishin pole "This ain't frickin funny!" "what? are you baked?!" "you Chum Bag Dummmy!" "the sign says NO WAKE!" BY Capt. Mike ps I says to my wife "Hey Baby you still ready?" "capt. Mike is holdin er steady!"