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No More Kisses

A man once said to his Mrs., Lately, you've been scant with your kisses. Have I done something bad, Or made you a bit mad? She said "Hun, your breath smells like dead fishes. 1/17/22

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Fj Thomas

Date: 6/22/2022 10:21:00 AM

Lolol yuck Kim! ...but I wouldn't be handing out kisses either. Thanks for the chuckle Kim

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/18/2022 3:54:00 AM

Good one. I enjoyed the humor in it. Sometimes it is the weirdest thing that can cause bad breath. Sara

Terry Flood

Date: 1/27/2022 3:20:00 PM

He should have married a sea lion… he would have been well in. Fun Limerick, Kim. Terry

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 1/25/2022 3:47:00 PM

Ha ha ha, Kim! Very funny ...perfect Limerick - one of the best I came across! Love and blessings ~ Mala

Charles Messina

Date: 1/22/2022 1:40:00 AM

LOL... so funny, Kim. Great fun! Hugs, Charlie

Valsa George

Date: 1/21/2022 7:39:00 PM

Ha...ha ! Greatly enjoyed this limerick ! So probable too... ! She can only keep him at a distance...!

Paul Callus

Date: 1/21/2022 2:26:00 PM

An enjoyable Limerick, Kim! Poor man, he might be a victim of neglected oral hygiene. But joking apart, foul breath could also be a sign of poor health. ~ Regards // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/20/2022 4:19:00 PM

hahaha. Awesome LIM!!

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:32:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea! This one just popped in my head.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 1/20/2022 6:11:00 AM

Oh oh, at least he knows it now:) had fun, Kim:)

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:31:00 AM

Glad you liked it Jo! Thanks for the comment!

Harry Horsman

Date: 1/20/2022 5:56:00 AM

LOve it, Kim.

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:31:00 AM

Thanks so much, Harry!

Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 1/19/2022 7:52:00 AM

LOL! Very clever limerick! Probably a lot of truth to it...some times marriages do grow stale. :)Paulette

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:30:00 AM

Glad you liked it, Paulette! Thank you for your comment!

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/18/2022 5:25:00 PM

Lol! Kim, Yuck, my kisses would be short supply too. This was hilarious! I enjoyed the read. Have a good evening-Alexis

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:15:00 AM

Thank you, Alexis! Glad you liked it.

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/18/2022 3:38:00 PM

Yes indeed Kim, kisses would be in very short supply, with a rotten fishy breath, maybe the cat might rub whiskers with him, I enjoyed the laugh and lighthearted humour, cheers David

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:15:00 AM

Thank you, David!

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:15:00 AM

Thank you, David!

Jacqueline R. Mendoza

Date: 1/18/2022 3:03:00 PM

It made me laugh, thanks for such a great poem...................................517Jac...

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:14:00 AM

Glad it gave you a chuckle, Jacqueline! Thank you for your comment!

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 1/18/2022 12:06:00 PM

Oh wow. So adorable. Love it. Brilliant writing. Love, Gina (God bless you always)

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:14:00 AM

Thank you, Gina!

Deb M

Date: 1/18/2022 7:45:00 AM

Hehe that’s so cute Kim! Debx

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:13:00 AM

Thanks, Deb!

Debra L Brown

Date: 1/17/2022 3:39:00 PM

Hi Kim, This was funny. Looks like hubby is in the doghouse. LOl Blessings ~ Debra

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:13:00 AM

Thank you, Debra!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 1/17/2022 3:34:00 PM

Her hubby's temper tipped the scales - In fact it sailed right off the rails - The marriage it failed - He got himself jailed - For antics on his pleasure trails…… Belle

Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:13:00 AM

Great response, Belle! Thanks for stopping by!