No Inflated Cheekiness For This Logophile

I comport myself with quiet pridefulness, plus intellectual whimsy aware that "FAKE" pretentiousness, could be mistaken foreign egotistical vitae furthering, feathering and figuratively undermining jestingly, poetically, and zealously oozing, gushing, bubbling over with faux snobbish suave re: pulse sieve literary fatuous haughtiness, and ludicrous narcissistic pre ning all the while chuckling to me self, and indifferent if some anonymous browser with Dutchman's breeches rolled up upon cresting wave over Zyder Zee disparages mine harmless badinage, hence if ye might qualify as such nitpicker, who doth cavil - dee crying wading thru quagmire of verbiage, a gentle reply to thee might be more wise to turn energy toward, how in many another country the village people haint so free spouting, sporting, and spoiling, vis a vis intellectual sparring (albeit innocent) black barbs hatch chee ving, and raising urgent attention against he (who whiz squelching constitutional rights) re: pressing, rescinding, reviling, et cetera access toward key underpinnings within these fifty constituent United States of America beckon alacrity for obliging citizens across all points of the compass to alee v8 his indiscriminate flee sing, sans bedrock nation could tee tear on the brink of calamity, which political plug quite inadequate to staunch hemorrhaging, viz upending many a sacred liberty, and foo to you reprimanding against any agree gee us objection to pen about polly lee ticks and/or religion!