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At 550 pounds he was way too fat he looked silly only wearing his hat Mrs. Clause was turned off when his clothes he would doff so no kids would inherit that hat

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Date: 12/28/2021 6:14:00 PM
Lol! Such a fun limerick, Peter. Your humorous pen spills delightful imagery! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea's contest. Warmest wishes for a happy new year.. ~Susan
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Peter W Iversen
Date: 12/29/2021 4:37:00 PM
Many thanks Susan. Have a great year~Peter
Date: 12/24/2021 4:34:00 PM
Peter , this was one of my favorite limericks. If you had used perfect limerick meter, for sure it would have been in top three. Thanks for entering my contest. Congrats and merry christmas.
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Date: 12/17/2021 9:46:00 AM
Oh my, this is hysterical! Love it!
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Peter W Iversen
Date: 12/17/2021 7:14:00 PM
Glad you got a chuckle. Thanks for the read & comment. Peter

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