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No Farting Allowed

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No Farting Allowed

There was a man named Fred Who liked eating baked beans in bed One day when he farted He and his wife parted 'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred.

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  1. Date: 5/23/2012 3:54:00 PM
    Cute..Creative work..Congrats on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 5:51:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Ken. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 1:19:00 AM
    Congrats on your smelly win xx

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 10:06:00 PM
    Ken, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:41:00 PM
    hahaha. GREAT job. Congrats on your win, Ken.

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 2:36:00 PM
    Ken congrats on your win ..David

  1. Date: 5/21/2012 9:01:00 AM
    LOL! Great. I often write comical story poems to make you smile. Come on over and check them out. A kindred spirit?

  1. Date: 5/20/2012 8:18:00 AM
    Ken: re your comment to David, that's the whole point. Well done crap poem.

  1. Date: 5/20/2012 7:38:00 AM
    Ken this one smells great,,,David

    Duddle Avatar Ken Duddle
    Date: 5/20/2012 8:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks. Just entered it in a members contest. Not suitable for anywhere else. Crap poem really.