No Farting Allowed

why fart and waste when you have the option of burp and taste..... and then again...... why fart and smell.............. when you can burp taste and tell.......... and after all the farting if you need to poop when the session is on if you look down ,all you see is something like soup............ yet I go and sit on my throne, it has a plastic top but is made of marble stone...... I go there to excrete and stink.......... but on my throne for hours, i sit and think........... Doing nothing but scratch my balls, as i admire the soap stains on the walls................