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No Farting Allowed

No Farting Allowed rushed lunch of cabbage at work no farting allowed small dog approaches *blushing* deborah burch© 5/15/0212

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Jan Allison

Date: 1/24/2017 12:53:00 PM

ha ha ha I LOVE a good farty poem and this is fabulous Deb:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:44:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Deborah. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 1:06:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 9:52:00 PM

Hi, Deb,, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 5/22/2012 8:59:00 PM

Short and beautiful piece,Deb...Congrats on your well deserved win...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/22/2012 7:49:00 PM

I'm glad to see this on the winners' list. Congrats to you.

John Loving Iii

Date: 5/22/2012 7:43:00 PM

now i see why your laughing in the picture. oh god pd has a poop contest? i'm not even going to lower myself to win. good luck.

David Williams

Date: 5/22/2012 2:31:00 PM

Cap'n Deb congrats on your great win..love it..david

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/21/2012 10:23:00 PM

rereading this one. One of my favorites.

Daver Austin

Date: 5/21/2012 2:08:00 PM

PD will love this one - she is the sort to blame it on the dog. Love, daver

Joann Grisetti

Date: 5/20/2012 11:39:00 AM

Cabbage, sauerkraut, brocoli: all good foods to prevent cancer, and close friends.

Prince Ekpemandu

Date: 5/19/2012 6:07:00 PM

Wish you all the best in the contest......

Wilma Neels

Date: 5/18/2012 11:05:00 PM

why do I feel the need to say the poor dog Deb ;) all the best for the contest! Love Wilma

Harry Horsman

Date: 5/18/2012 8:46:00 AM

eating cabbage, gives you a license to fart Deborah, also to write brilliant poetry. harry

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:05:00 PM

LOL...too funny 'arry...I find a lot of the comments are as funny , if not more, than the poem...lol big hugs, love ya deb

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/17/2012 4:02:00 PM

Well done Deb. - Thanks, you gave me a good laught. - Wish you luck in contest. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:06:00 PM

:) I'm so glad I got to make you smile Anne Lise...you bring so much cheer to all of us!!! thank you sooooo much...love you much, deb

Cyndi Macmillan

Date: 5/16/2012 8:42:00 PM

I am picturing the dog's face doing one of those cute head side to side huh, what? thingies. A little whine. Tail drops. THe dog starts to back up. Whoa, the dog now seems to be miming. WHat the heck? LOL... cabbage. Gets ya every time. Cyndi

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:19:00 PM

awwwww, poor puppy....lol ...I din't do it ...it wan't me ...honest!!! I just wrote it!! poor puppy ;) big hugs, love ya

Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 5/16/2012 7:41:00 PM

Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:14:00 PM

thank you Michelle! Yes she did...PD is very creative and such a hoot!! So wonderfully full of life!! She is a doll :) and I am so glad I can call her friend and fellow poetess....big hugs, love ya deb

Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 5/16/2012 7:40:00 PM

Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki

Jancarl Campi

Date: 5/16/2012 3:45:00 PM

thanks for reading my work. Happy that you did enjoy

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:16:00 PM

thank you Jancarl!! You are quite welcome...hugss, deb

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 5/16/2012 8:45:00 AM

very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been??

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 5/16/2012 8:45:00 AM

very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been??

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:22:00 PM

Linda Marie!!!!!! LOL!!! good thing its only visual...;) been under the weather but getting better...How are YOU!!! miss ya so much...how my boys...hows Ron....hugs all round....love you bunches and bunches, deb

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/16/2012 5:26:00 AM

deborah, you give me giggles and gas pains... top-rate read with winning huggs!..:)

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:26:00 PM

lol thank you Nette...glad for the giggles...not so glad about the gas ;o lol bahahhaha...too funny...thanks hun, big hugs, love you much, deb

Jancarl Campi

Date: 5/16/2012 2:48:00 AM

Hi there. This poem made me laugh. I needed a laugh, since I have been awake since 3am. I hope to get back to bed soon. Take care and thanks again.

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:31:00 PM

LOL...then it served its purpose well...lol hope you were able to rest...big hugs, deb

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/15/2012 11:25:00 PM

Thank you Deborah, ..lol... could not help but,, to sneak a few laughs before i head out... thank you for everything... pd

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:28:00 PM

tee hee...thank you PD...anytime baby girl...love you bunches, deb

Joe Flach

Date: 5/15/2012 11:03:00 PM

I always blame the dog whether he is in the room or not. Too funny - I enter my comment and go to type in the CAPTCHA phrase and the last 2 letters are PU - now that's funny!

Deborah Burch
Date: 5/18/2012 4:18:00 PM

lol Joe!! Now that's funny too funny!! thanks for the laugh!! big hugs, love ya deb