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Nitwit and Nincompoop

Nitwit and Nincompoop While walking along had started to wonder How really bad has been each blunder After hearing a message God had sent Said you are perfect person for President. Even if fighting fool or a belligerent bat Rowdy Republican or endeavoring Democrat Chances are truly, immensely on your side That everyone in Congress always lied. Congress is such an irresponsive group As well as knurly nitwit and nincompoop Not ever knowing what side should be on Looking for someone to blame things upon. Present President is one who you can blame Regardless of their sex, race, creed or name Now needless Congress has an incessant urge To pile up bills while they continue to splurge. I have finally become a peaceful pigeon And regardless of what may be my religion Things are definitely designed for disaster Unless I meet desires of my Lord and Master. Jonathan Hilarious Precarious Horn Retired Veteran

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Date: 9/25/2014 9:01:00 PM
yes, :) Thanks for the reply
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Date: 9/25/2014 7:47:00 PM
Hi John, the title was interesting enough to have me stop by. Haven't heard them words in ages. :) I like how you tagged the Present President, in this poem. :) Enough said... Linda
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Date: 9/25/2014 8:34:00 PM
I meant that whoever the current President is will be the one receiving the blame regardless of who he or she is. The next one might even be a she instead of a he. That is usually how it works in a Democracy, isn't it? Jim Horn

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