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New Words To Old Nursery Rhymes

Little Miss Muffet " Fair damsel loitered, arachnoid annoyed her." Jack Be Nimble " Avoid yon flambeau with agile gambol." Mary Had A Little Lamb " Pet with positive valence kept mistress under surveillance." Mary Mary Quite Contrary " Pugnacious female with botanical care hast thou made right everything that's there?" There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe " Octogenarian with surfeit of progeny indwelt a brogan in a state of monogamy." Jack Sprat "Carbohydrates and sinew are on this pair's menu."

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Date: 6/24/2017 8:21:00 PM
Creative and cute Alfred! Enjoyed!~Che :)
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Alfred Berggren
Date: 6/25/2017 8:17:00 AM
Thanks for reading my poem and leaving your most appreciated words.
Date: 6/19/2017 9:36:00 AM
ha ha ha. I have done a few updated versions of the actual nursery rhymes lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Alfred Berggren
Date: 6/19/2017 11:37:00 AM
Thanks Jan for taking your time to read my stuff.