new bamboo tases like a tennis shoe

Panda took a bite of the new bamboo It was fresh and green, but there was a goo What kind of crud is this? He asked sky of blue Sky laughed at his consternation, wouldn’t you? “This new bamboo is as tasty as a tennis shoe!” He was joined by two cousins, Little Lee and Lu. They crunched down onto the new green bamboo This tastes horribly gummy like wallpaper glue! Hey! Come here! They yelled to Aunt Booby Boo. She ran right over and said “quit kidding, you!” Why are you eating the prop put out here by Sue? Tearing it apart, and eating out the glue? This irritated Panda, Little Lee and unlovely Lu. They growled and groused the entire day through. How did we not see it was plastic? Asked Lu from the dew. They had no answers, the other cousins, two.