Never Tell Her She's Getting Fat
If you want to avoid getting into a spat,
never tell a woman she's getting fat.
Fattening foods comprise a very long list.
Lots of those she may not be able to resist.
It doesn't matter if food is baked, broiled, or fried,
I'm sure there are many of them she has tried.
There are plenty of desserts like pies and cake.
Sweet treats like those are no problem to take.
Stuff like that is just loaded with calories.
They can make her gain extra weight with ease.
The woman will look in the mirror herself,
and realize she should have left those goodies on the shelf.
She will come face to face with reality;
knowing she no longer looks good in a bikini.
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2021
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