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Nature Call

I call it a good bathroom routine relief spent from poop’s wriggler, now, awful gas gets meaner on this café’s john for fresh butt clean. While meeting clients, lunching and all a toilet- rush far from home, I dump and reach for side chrome no tissue left, my hands in trouble! © For PD’s Pooping Contest By nette onclaud

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Samia Ali Salama

Date: 5/25/2012 6:46:00 AM

Hahahaha - very unfortunate and very funny nette! Why the heck don't they make sure there is paper there! LOL Great poopy poem! :)

Don Johnson

Date: 5/23/2012 6:13:00 AM

the human side, the bowel lets slide, all necessary in action, well diddley done, yes you won, foul bowel in interaction... i'm fine babe hope you are well xo

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:43:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Nette. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 1:05:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 10:01:00 PM

Nette, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/22/2012 7:50:00 PM

EWWWW, gross but good win!!! Congrats, Nette.

Daver Austin

Date: 5/22/2012 2:49:00 PM

That's like Jake, sitting in the chuck sales on the hilltop, wiped on a moon beam. Enjoyed. Love, daver

David Williams

Date: 5/22/2012 2:31:00 PM

Nette congrats on your win..david

Painted Hunter

Date: 5/22/2012 1:40:00 PM

You added a bit of style to your poop poem! Well done and Congrats on your win!

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/21/2012 11:22:00 AM

It was a pleasure to read your poetry this Monday afternoon Nette. I wish you much inspiration that you may continue with your writing endeavors whatever they may be. Have a wonderful fun loving week and keep the old pen flowing. Love, Carol

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 5/21/2012 7:15:00 AM

Oh no! Someone get her some TP quick!! LOL...this is a good one. You weren't afraid to go all out gross. Well done (the poem, I mean)! Blessings and Love, Rhonda

Gwendolen Song

Date: 5/20/2012 3:51:00 PM

Oh this is quite the scene...thanks for soup mail..I am gonna write u 2morrow...Hey, everyone is a winner in my Devonshire contest...Read the contest page. (I will send u some of those disposable wipes AIR MAIL!!!) haha...on here just for a moment! Love, Gwendolen

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/20/2012 2:03:00 PM

Nette, there you go... I made wave just for you...lol...kidding... I re-opened my contest...for you...pd

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/20/2012 1:56:00 PM

Well, this one gets to the point...Winner for sure..Thanks for stopping by..I appreciate the time spent at my work..Sara

Ronny Madonsela

Date: 5/20/2012 1:45:00 PM

hahaha. Remarkable write you made my day with this one. *smiles* RONNY

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/20/2012 1:43:00 PM

Sorry Nette......I....do not have time to read your poem.......I.....I must go to.......I just have to........ - Luck, luck in contest! - - oxox love and smile from me.:)

Michael J. Falotico

Date: 5/20/2012 1:43:00 PM

Lol good one Nette. Should be a winner. Luv n hugs Michael

David Williams

Date: 5/20/2012 1:37:00 PM

Nette, ha ha ha tissue on the way ASAP...David