Naked Butlers

A company wants naked butlers, all handsome, well toned, looking tough, to carry out duties around people's homes besides apron, they'll be in the buff. I've not filled out an application, my chance of success being slim, unlike, I must say how I look nude today as my Doctor would tell you, it's grim. My complexion's generally pasty, the same sort of white as a fridge, and the varicose veins you'll have seen on the tube as directions to Blackfriars bridge. A victim of male pattern baldness, on the back of my head a few locks, I look like I once bought a 'bullworker' kit but could not get the lid off the box. Still, I just plod on along, and not moaning, one thing in my favour I'll say, if I did get the job, with a beer gut like mine I've got somewhere to balance the tray.