My Wife

If only I had a wife I would hate my life I couldn't imagine staying with someone forever Unless their clever I sort of wish I could buy my mom's husband a ring But it wouldn't fit because he had a bee sting Now i'm out here searching for my love To bad all I found was a stupid hot dove I was about to drink some coffee but instead I got some toffee They are basically the same thing Then I decided to start to sing It pretty much sucked Someone threw a tomato, I ducked I wish everyone was single Then I could share my pringles With anyone I wish But to bad I'm married Not anymore though, my wife was just buried.