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My Time of the Month

Once put my nightie on back to front Kept backing into walls, what a big dunce Faced away from the table Tried to eat, wasn't able Then wifey asked, “is this your time of the month?”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/17/2016 3:08:00 PM
Jack your poem made me laugh.That felt so good. Hugs
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/17/2016 8:38:00 PM
Real happy to hear it dear Darlene!!! Come again won't you!!! Love Jack xxx
Date: 11/17/2016 7:50:00 AM
When Jackson gets his periodical//his faculties take sabbatical//Couldn't eat?//Please repeat//I doubt that such is possible! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! minus two degrees here this morn - ugh! Colder than your house, Santa!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/17/2016 8:12:00 AM
Thought you'd like to know... temps here for the next 3 days, 52F, 63F, 54F!!!!! Going out in a short sleeve shirt!!! YEE HAW! GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!
Date: 11/17/2016 7:28:00 AM
Hi Jack, I must say your title alone caught my attention. Lol! This is funny. Great imagery. You are good at the limerick form. You have a witty sense of humor. I enjoyed the read this fine morning:-) Alexis
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/17/2016 8:13:00 AM
Good morning, my dear Alexis!!! Caught ya eh!!! LOL YOU ARE SWEET!!! Love, Jack xxx

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