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I'm on my bike every day Trying to lose some pounds I giggle like a little girl when The scale says I'm heading down The lard is just melting away I'm a shadow of my former self Almost lost a whole human being Since deciding to become an elf I hear you chuckling over there Shouldn't you be cheering me on Instead of being so damn jealous That I'm wearing this skimpy thong Feel like running about in the nude But authorities just might object Thought of covering up but decided Gonna flaunt it, what the heck Okay maybe I'm dreaming a tad But I'm really going to see it through Nothing but good can come of it Soon be doing the old boogaloo! © Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 12/17/2022 9:16:00 PM
Hilarious one! Always, Laura
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Date: 1/12/2013 12:52:00 PM
a funny write, ~always & forever~PD
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/13/2013 7:21:00 AM
You are very kind dear Linda... glad to see you're sticking around and still giving us your encouraging comments! Love ya!
Date: 1/12/2013 9:59:00 AM
Cathie... Don't let him out of the house till he covers up... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/13/2013 7:19:00 AM
That's if she catches me... I'm a pretty tricky old geezer! LOL
Date: 1/11/2013 3:39:00 PM
I enjoyed your write this evening..I remember the bugaloo! LOL. Light & Love
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2013 4:10:00 PM
Glad you got a kick out of it, dear Debbie! Love and big hugs, Jack xox
Date: 1/11/2013 1:52:00 PM
I'm glad to see you have lost so much weight my friend! That is totally spectacular, just like your incredible write is! What a delightful and significant poem! Quite the magnificent piece you have written here, you are very good with the Quatrain! Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2013 4:09:00 PM
Thanks Russell... feeling better than I've felt in years! You are always so very gracious with your comments, my friend! Cheers, Jack
Date: 1/11/2013 11:37:00 AM
Flaunt it if you got it !! I love this !! Boogaloo till you drop !!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2013 4:06:00 PM
I used to have it! LOL Haven't seen it for a while... hugs, Jack
Date: 1/11/2013 7:54:00 AM
Yes, Jack. Keep it up. I haven't done mine. We are supposed to compare results on Valentine's Day. You may beat me :). I am not following the rules, lol. It's sunny today with high 68 degrees. Gonna enjoy it :). Have a great day!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/11/2013 11:19:00 AM
As of this morning's weigh-in, lost 43.2 pounds! Yee haw! 48 degrees here today... yikes, this is Canada!!! Tomorrow they're predicting 54! Shorts weather! LOL

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