My Son May Misbehave

If you were to home school me If you were to not That would be a shame now come on now would it not. So I find myself hard to express I really do confess Because when Im being yelled at you say Im offly fat So, I try to think of myself as a skinny bat But Im veering off the subject And am wasting time And thats one thing my father hates So I had better get in line But this is written for you Dad Just to say thanks For all them lovly spanks Over the oldtime years. We should celebrate Not only with tears,But with a round of beers.