My Psycho Girlfriend

She went to a whole other place today and guess what? I took her there. She starts screaming and yelling and saying things out of character... At this point I'm more confused then I've ever been. Like what happened to the sweetheart I met 6 months ago??? Just bought a new car, she keyed it. Flat screen tv, she broke it. Some shoes I waited in line for for 5 hours, she rips the tongue off of them. The bracelet I bought her, she throws it at my head. This all started because I wouldn't watch her favorite romance comedy. Like most men, I should run like hell but you know what??? I think it's adorable. I mean it is my fault she's like this. When she gave up on love, I made her see what she was giving up. When she lost her first love, I helped her find another one. When her first time was horrible, I made her last time amazing. I was the one that gave her a cheesy romance movie beginning. Since she has never been swept off her feet, I will be all the broom she ever needs. So to my psycho girlfriend, I refuse to apologize because I'm going to do you one better. When ever you freak out and go through an episode like this one today I'm just gonna grab your face and kiss you like your going away on some very long business trip. You know... The kiss where your toes curl up and your socks pop off. Yea that kinda kiss. What can I say, she's psycho because of me and if if that's not the second best reward to true love then idk what is.