My Parting Gifts

Knock, knock , We are from the poetry soup asylum we need to go now ! Well my dearest daughter what can I say One day you will find a handsome man who will want to whisk you away He will shower you with compliments and promise you the earth But please remember this me dear it hurts less falling off a bridge . Well my dearest wife what can I say I am having to go away today so divorce me if you like I have at least 10,000 pounds sat there in the bank Feel free to go and play my dear as I will not be coming out so wifey nipped the shops and bought a pair of shoes As shoes can change your life you see just ask Cinderella Well by dearest son what can I say I advice to you is buy a ship today so you can sail away the ships name should be relation, why ? did I hear you say as this will be the only relationship that will not hurt you in any way comp entry