My New Car

I bought a new car I got in and drove to a bar I had a little to much to drink Then i stumbled to the sink Rinsed off my face I accidentally used the soap and my eyes felt like they were shot with mace I blindly got to my car I had to get to my golf game in time for the first par I slammed on the peddle Then my engine started to rattle And then i slammed into a tree I got so scared that i started to pee The whole car blew up My throat felt like it had a lump I couldn't speak for weeks Because my car was no longer very neat...