My Little Black Sheep Was a Heap of Wool

my little black sheep was a heap of wool hes a black sheep that what he told me as he wept those elephant tears those were funny my dear i remember that night he wasnt alright he spoke fast like he was hoisting beer glasses hes a funny drunk a little hunk on and on he went vent, vent, vent yet i always lend my ear for a loving dear he spoke, like he had ants in his pants and he spoke something to do with his aunt can you believe that? nephew and aunt having a small spat vent, vent, vent on and on he went me, i love a little black sheep he knows how to make a girl go peep and his wool just makes me drool and those cute ears and nose just wants to make me strip off my clothes he just had that effect on me and my romantic spending spree im a unlucky girl though, star not bright i had him for one entire night can you believe that chewing the fat vent, vent,vent on and on he went yep thats me with mister church key i showed him cleavage so he get the hint unfortunately it didnt make a dent i showed him some skirt so he'd work up a squirt it didnt make a dent all he want to do was vent now when i look back at my black sheep i could give a flying peep he had his one chance to dance he rather dark skies and put wool over my eyes connie pachecho 1/13/17