My Ladys No Lady

I love Hockey Can watch it all night Dan loves the ballet He dances like a dam swan Me, I love a good whiskey Dan he loves a poodle named whiskey I love a night at the pub Darn ol Dan just wants a rub I will never get drunk on Saturday nights In a jazz club where woman are a delight For in the morning, if she has to shave Her name is Dan and she moved into your cave He drinks my beer In pajamas’ all pink He says he’s Daniela, beer belly and all I tell him he’s Godzilla, and he ain’t going to no ball Off to the pub, I need to escape Dans bickering gaiety, why is it my fate? I told him I’ll me home, but for sure it will be late With a lady in red whom I shall take to my bed Now Dan said no problem, we welcome all I said hey! this is my place, for you it’s your stall He said stop ya bickering, you know we all share With that. ol Dan had my date naked and bare That sly little playboy, pretending a lady-boy He stole my date, and it’s her that he ate They moved on across town, that was my fate Never again will I desire a dame Dressed in red or with a first name like Ted Note: Ted and Dan lived happily ever after Continued from “Under My Spell” Thank you Tim