My Imaginary New Job Rescinded

I finally got my job being outside with mother nature but my distractions put too many folks lives in danger while sneezing and wheezing I'd hear a sudden "help!" folks being chased by a moose or bear with a yelp So my boss and I talked about the job issues him telling me it has a lot to do with your tissues I'm letting you go but it's your allergies I'll wager making you not cut out to be a heroic forest ranger! 2-18-18