My Husband the Tv Set

How can this all happen Especially to my man, He just likes his shows I don't really understand. From Law n Order To the local news, Onto a good Charmed Then rerun cartooms. He has no eyes or nose now Mouth and ears gone on his head, There are two long antenas A tuning knob there instead. His body is now a box He just sits there on a stand, The poor couch is lonely For it once held my man. The kids are very confused Just stand there and stare, Asking where their father is I point to the tv and say hes right there. Please take this warning seriously Not even for a moment forget, If your not real carefull You could become a tv set.