My First Kiss

My First Kiss This is something I will remember for the rest of my life. Wow! It was nice. Of course, it was years ago, but it seems like it was only a moment in time. Yes! Absolutely fine. My first kiss made me cry. I often wonder why? No need to lie. It was wet and juicy. After the first, there was a second, and then a third. I mourned and made unusual sounds. I was told to hold still and stop acting like a little clown. No one witness this event, but I remember. It was doing the month of lent. For me, it was not entertainment. What was I to do? I was smother and covered. I didn’t have the strength to fight, I couldn’t even take flight. I hear you saying, right! Honestly, it happened that night. Now! The real truth. Trust me, I only tell my friends. I was only two, I don’t know about you. She kept looking down at me. I wasn’t asleep, only afraid to open my eyes and peak. As grandmother got closer to my crib, she said “honey baby” give me a big kiss, I began to twist. My diaper was heavy and weighting me down, I could do nothing but stick around. Mom and dad were in the living room, I cried and almost died. Now I know what its like to kiss a fish. Grandma almost sucked the breath out of me. Her kiss covered my mouth and noise like a giant water hose. Even today, I don’t like kissing grandma. We touch hands as she fans. For sure! She is my best girl friend, but I don’t kiss her. Because, she will suck all your wind. Love you grandma, you are my best girl friend… Dr. “G”