My Favorite Grandiose Delusion

its probably not true im not that important but it makes me giggle and feel happy my delusion is this its narciisistic yes that some prophet way back predicted i would exist and be extremely important that wherever i went the people around me would always be on the scen and the world was hired to protect me that i was the safest person on the planet but im just black mailing myself as if the prophecy about me was torn out of every book to prove he was accurate as they spy on me and my life