My Encounter With An Ant

MY ENCOUNTER WITH AN ANT..... I am a real little old lady, I walked along a street so shady, Had an encounter with a tiny ant, To him I appeared such a giant, He trod among the leaves so pliant, He waved his legs at me, so defiant, "Well met, young ant, and how are you? What's your name, I'll introduce you? My name is Freddy Unger, what's it to you? My initials say it all, sod off, old bag, F U!" So that was my encounter with a tiny ant, Why on earth was he so defiant? I was only a little old lady, Rambling along the streets so shady.....